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Where luxury meets systems — and your client experience finally gets the five-star treatment it deserves.
Most “onboarding” feels like waiting in line at the DMV with prettier emails.
This? This is decadence with discipline.
The Spoiled Rotten Sessions are 1:1 private strategy experiences for brands that want to make their clients feel obsessed from day one — and automate every indulgent detail behind the scenes.
In just one day together, we’ll:
Craft your signature welcome flow — the emails, touchpoints, and automations that make clients gasp, “oh, she thought of everything.”
Design your tangible experience — the packaging, gift, or visual identity that turns onboarding into theater.
Build the system that delivers it all automatically — so your luxury runs on autopilot while you sleep.
This Isn’t “Set Up Your CRM.”
It’s Engineer Your Obsession...
You’ll walk away with your entire onboarding system done, beautifully branded, dripping with personality, and structured to make clients never want to leave.
Limited to just 3 private sessions — because exclusivity is part of the experience.
Duration: 3-hour private session
Outcome: A seamless, unforgettable client experience that feels like a champagne toast and a standing ovation.
You’ll walk away with your entire onboarding system done, beautifully branded, dripping with personality, and structured to make clients never want to leave.
Total value: $3,000
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